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Genre: Hysterical Faction
Word Count: 100
CHLORINE DEPRIVATION
Retirement has certainly taken the sting out of Monday. Every day is a weekend. Monday’s one of my swim days. Fifty-four invigorating laps. This morning I tingle with anticipation.
Sipping my morning coffee, I check my emails which are mostly deletable spams.
“What’s this? A member announcement from my fitness center? Have my old-fogy dues gone up again?”
My breath catches in my throat as I read. It’s as if I’m staring down a tunnel with no light on the other side.
“ ‘The Indoor Pools, both lap and rec, will be closed until further notice due to lifeguard shortages.’
Nooooooo!”
The interruption of lifes’s small ryhthms. Unforgiveable!
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We live in the strangest times, it seems that so many businesses are unable to get staff, yet there are more poem-left on this planet than ever. So strange
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Dear Michael,
We do live in strange times. As far as the lifeguard situation, I think part of it is the fact that these kids are paid less than McDonald’s employees. “Poem-left”?
Thank you.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Dear Neil,
I’m not sure about unforgivable, but certainly upsetting, disconcerting and distressing. thank you for your sympathetic comment.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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No! So unfair
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Dear Sadje,
I find it unfair. Sigh. Thank you for your sympathetic comment.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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You’re welcome!
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I feel your pain. Well, I don’t actually, as I’m not keen on swimming, but let’s say I empathise. More coffee, perhaps?
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Dear Sandra,
I appreciate the fact that not everyone is a water baby like me. Thank you for your empathy, at least. I raise my coffee to you.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Plans ruined!
Staff shortage. Guess she has to wait till the pools are open again.
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Dear Anita,
She is me and I have no choice but to wait. 😦
Shalom,
Rochelle
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I would be devastated if our pool closed. Staff shortages are everywhere… Great story!
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Dear Fleur,
I’m getting rather frustrated at the lack of communication from our Parks and Recreation department. I’m not a happy camper, or swimmer, as it were. Thank you for your kind comments and for an intriguing photo.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Ouch! Hope they find lifeguards soon! I have heard that there is a nationwide lifeguard shortage, which seems odd – where did they all go? I mean, most of them are high schoolers or college students home on break, right? Or is it since pools weren’t open for a few years there were no new guards being trained? Or it pays more to work at McDonalds?
Hope you get a chlorine fix soon 😉
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Dear Trent,
A lot of our lifeguards during the summer are high schoolers. There are some who work through the winter months as well. I know from talking to a couple of lifeguards that they’ve been stretched thin between the outdoor and indoor pools. Our indoor pools have been open for the most part with a two month closure during lockdown. I’ve seen lifeguard training classes going on. So I wonder how much has to do with the pay and few perks. One would think there would be free access to the facilities but this is not the case. I can’t say I blame the lifeguards but for those of us whose main source of exercise is lap swimming this is dismaying. No doubt the regular water aerobics people aren’t happy either.
Thank you for your encouraging words.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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It’s so unfair when you set your mind on something and it didn’t happen. I know the feeling.
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Dear Vartika,
Thank you for your empathetic comment. 🙂
Shalom,
Rochelle
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I see “help wanted” signs all over the place these days. Sadly, a lot of people have figured out that living off the government gives them more money than they would make working for an hourly wage. That, of course, can’t continue indefinitely. No society in the history of the world has been able to live beyond its means for very long before things come crashing down.
And in spite of my doom-and-gloom comment, I did enjoy your story. Frustration, indeed.
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Dear Linda,
There have been lifeguard wanted signs up but I understand someone can make more at McDonald’s and the fitness center doesn’t offer many perks. I’ve thought about seeking certification myself but at my age and the time I’d rather be swimming laps it doesn’t seem worth it. Glad you enjoyed my 100 word whine. Thank you.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Because I happen to live with you, I really sense your pain. Lol. I hope they get their act together so you can return to your Happy Place.
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Poor Jan. You do have to live with me and you know how cranky I can get when chlorine deprived. Sorry. 😉 Thus far, the promised update for today hasn’t happened.
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The best you can do in the meantime is stand in the shower and flap your arms!
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Dear Keith,
Laughing out loud. Somehow the shower idea doesn’t quite do it for me. But thank you for your suggestion. Happily, the indoor pools are reopening today. 😀 Alas the outdoor pool users aren’t as fortunate. Thank you.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Dear Rochelle,
This lack of employees hits everything, doesn’t it? Have you managed to reconcile your loss? At least your elliptical can’t desert you… plus you get to get way ahead of me on Virgin River!
Shalom and lotsa empathetic love,
Dale
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Dear Dale,
For sure and certain, I’m fortunate to have the elliptical and a flat screen. 😉 Also I’m fortunate that the indoor pool is reopening today. I’m hoping there was a raise in this for my favorite lifeguards. At any rate, I’ll be swimming tomorrow. Thank you for the empathy. 😀
Shalom and lotsa chlorinated hugs,
Rochelle
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😉 Yes, I am happy the closing did not last overly long. I’ve no doubt you will!
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Oh no! I think you need a trip to the oceanside! STAT!
UGH for the current shortages. 😦
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Na’ama Y’karah,
Happily, a trip oceanside is immanent. Looking forward to greeting my good friend King Neptune. 😉 Luckily, some kind of agreement was made and the indoor pools are reopening today. I do feel for those with season passes to the outdoor waterpark. I hope they can resolve the issues soon. I’m also hoping my favorite lifeguards received the raises and benefits owed them. Thank you for your empathy…much appreciated, my friend.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Oh dear, hope you use the time for more writing or painting instead? And hope the lifeguard shortage is only temporary!
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Dear Iain,
Apparently some kind of solution has been reached for the indoor pools, which is where I swim. The outdoor situation has yet to be sorted out. I really feel for the kids who have season passes. So my distress is short-lived. At any rate, I got a story out of it. 😉 Thank you.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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it’s not fake news. lifeguards are hard to come by nowadays. 🙂
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Dear Plaridel,
The lifeguard shortage is all over the country and definitely not fake news. 😦 Thus far my story has a happy ending as the indoor pools are reopening today. 😀
Shalom,
Rochelle
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In the immortal words of Dr. Smith: ‘Oh the Pain!! the Pain!!’
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Dear Larry,
Perfect comment. 😉 Thank you.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Here’s hoping you can return to your indoor CEEment pond soon my friend.
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Dear Andrea,
The CEEment pond will be reopening today. I will go tomorrow. Locker room too full of water aerobics peeps on Tuesday and Thursday. Happy swimmer here 😀 Thank you for your empathy, my friend.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Huzzah! So glad to hear! 🎉
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Ouch! Hopefully it’s fixed before the rest of us reach the weekend!
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Dear Jen,
For those of us who use the indoor facilities, the problem has been fixed. Woe to those who use the outdoor facilities. Still ongoing negotiations. Thank you for chiming in. Of course my philosophy is “If you can’t fix it, write about it.” 😉
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Oh no! Sorry to hear this rochelle! Thats terrible! 🙂
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Thank you, Carol Anne. Fortunately my distress has been short-lived and the indoor pool is reopening.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Oh Noooo… we have the same problem here, not enough safeguards. And the number of people who can’t swim is rising at an alarming rate. I love to snorkel, swim, paddle… everything water-related. But I haven’t done anything in far too long. I really feel your pain.
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Dear Gabi,
I hope you’re able to reunite with the water soon. I’m a water baby. I love to snorkel, although there aren’t many places for that here in the Midwest. I have snorkeled in the Virgin Islands and in Israel. Magnificent!
My story has a happy ending for now. The indoor pools are reopening today. My swim days are Monday, Wednesday and Fridays…and Sunday. There’s a method to that madness. 😉 Looking forward to a long swim tomorrow.
Thank you for understanding.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Awww sorry Rochelle.
Hope it gets sorted soon.
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Dear Chioma,
Actually it’s already being sorted out and my lap pool is reopening today. 😀 Thank you for your kind comment.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Holy moly, Rochelle,
54 laps? I assume a 25-yard pool (50 yards per lap). I’m good for 20 (cuz 1K yards). You’d kick my butt in both speed and distance.
Yes, the Austin TX area is likewise devastated by the LG shortage. Our city (not Austin) P&R pools (I need to join them) seem to have enough LGs, but who needs them? The (retirement) community I live in has 3 lap pools (building another) and no LGs, just warning signs. No one has drown, yet.
I can relate to the loss and good to see it was temporary (read where you say it opening today), but they should allow y’all to sign a waiver so you can swim in any case. Empty pools are depressing unless I am in it. 🙂
Now get your gear and head for the pool.
Peace,
Bill
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Dear Bill,
I used to belong to 24 hour fitness which was close to where I worked. No lifeguards there. You swam at your own risk. I was good with that. I’d be more than happy to swim without them now. 😉
One of my more recent swims, the young lifeguard sat on one of the platforms holding her foam lifesaver on her lap staring off into space. Mind you she was wearing sweat pants and a t-shirt. I was glad I didn’t have to rely on her to save me from drowning.
So yeah, a waiver would be a great idea.
54 laps. 108 lengths. Yes 25 yd pool. Works out to 2700 yards or 105 miles. I don’t know if I’m faster than you are…just enduring. It’s my time to be alone with myself. I don’t understand swimmers that feel the need for underwater headphones. My music is the sound of the water.
I’ll be gathering my gear tomorrow. I go on Monday, Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays when the water aerobics ladies aren’t taking up the locker room.
I did swim in a friend’s pool yesterday. 😀 Looking forward to my chlorine fix.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Have a great one, Rochelle.
I try to do M-W-F also. I walk on alternating days.
You are faster. 🙂
Peace,
Bill
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Thank you, Bill.
Suited up and ready to swim this morning. I use my elliptical trainer on my off days. 😉 Gotta do something for bone density.
Shalom and a good weekend,
Rochelle
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🙂 Great. 🙂
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The slaves are revolting! Real life pinches. Sorry to hear it, Rochelle.
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Dear Lisa,
It seems a short-lived shutdown. But yes, I think they need to treat their lifeguards better. All set to swim this morning. 😀 Thank you.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Rochelle, glad you will be back to your swimming again. I have to believe being a lifeguard at a pool is one of the more mind-numbing jobs out there, so that probably figures into it as well. You’re very welcome.
Shalom,
Lisa
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I love the watercolour picture. Staff shortages seem to be a global problem. Here it is because of illness. Hope the pool opens for you soon.
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Dear Amanda,
We who patronize the indoor pools have gotten a reprieve. Going swimming shortly. 😀 Not so fortunate the outdoor users. Thank you re my painting.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Nooooooooo
Ugh, what a time for lifeguard shortages! What will the oldies and little nippers do? Perhaps another pool is nearby? Sounds like a glorious retirement though… I hate Mondays! (Not that you are that my dear! Mature nipper, am I right?)
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Dear Laurie,
Well I guess you could say I’m a mature nipper. 😉 Aged like fine wine. Not ready to be put out to pasture. There really isn’t another pool close by…at least not for me. I’m lucky. The indoor pools reopened yesterday and I’m headed there this morning. 😀 Thank you for your empathetic comments.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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🤣 well yay, it’s open! Enjoy your swim!
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I hope you can become a mermaid again soon ♥️
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Thank you, whoever you are. 😀
Shalom,
Rochelle
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I know the feeling. I used to swim in our local pool, until they changed the times and my usual time was used for school children. I didn’t mind at first until I discovered that the free time allocated was unreliable because of the lack of staff.
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Dear James,
I’ve always avoided the times allocated for the children. I’ve never been sure if it’s understaffing or the lifeguards just flat don’t care if the kids won’t stay out of the designated lap lanes. At any rate, the pools have reopened and my inner mermaid is happy. 😀 Thank you.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Rochelle, enjoy your water world.
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Ooh noo 😦 Love your picture 🙂
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Dear Ali,
The ooooh nooo was short lived. I’m back in the water and all is right with my world. 😉 Thank you.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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I certainly felt your pain when you found out. Thank goodness it didn’t last long.
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Dear Jan,
You, of all people, felt my pain. 😉 Thank you.
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