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Genre: Histrionic Fiction
Word Count: 100
ASK FOR MAYO AT YOUR OWN PERIL
“You want your sweet potato chips?”
“Ugh, take ‘em.” Ralph scowled “Give me the regular ones any day. I can’t believe I let you order for me. At least the pastrami sandwich was good.”
Alice savored the flavor. “For your information sweets pack a more nutritional punch than whites.”
“I’ll give you a punch.” Ralph waved his fist under her nose. “One-a these days, Alice. Pow! Right in the kisser.”
“Seriously. Sweet potatoes have more vitamin A and twice the C.”
She reached for his plate again. He clapped his hand over hers. “Keep your grubby mitts off my pickle.”
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Note: Alice and Ralph Kramden weren’t Jewish but they were New Yorkers which is similar. 😉 So I leave you with these words of wisdom: